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Sunday, August 29, 2021

The Curious Case of a Dosa and White Coconut Chutney: What Cookery Shows Don’t Tell You

Let’s take the wonderful journey towards the preparation of the simple and humble morning breakfast, i.e., Dosa and Coconut Chutney. That’s it. And No, we are not going anywhere near Sambhar.

PREVIOUS DAY:

Inventory to be ready: White Rice and Urad Dal + some fenugreek

2.30 PM: 06 cups of rice to be soaked. It’s great if it soaks for a long 08 hours.

8.30 PM: 02 cups of Urad Dal to be soaked. One tablespoon of fenugreek to be soaked separately.

10.30 PM: Set up the Mixer Grinder and prepare the batter adding enough water. Add one scoop of cooked rice and soaked Fenugreek also. Transfer contents to a clean bowl. Add salt and stir. Allow it to rest.

CLEAN THE MIXER GRINDER IMMEDIATELY, BEFORE IT DRIES UP AND GIVES YOU A TOUGH TIME!!

Clean all the Utensils used for soaking the ingredients. Wash the tabletop to clear spilled batter.

Wash the cloth used to clean the tabletop and put it to dry. Clean the sink to remove any spilled batter drops. Simple da..

BREAKFAST MORNING:

Get up in the morning and smile. It’s a simple breakfast day!

Inventory to be ready: Dosa Batter, Grated Coconut, Small Onions, Green Chilli, Curry Leaves, Dry Red Chilli(whole), Ginger, Salt, Oil, Mustard, Boiled water.

8.00 AM: Find out the coconut to be sacrificed for the auspicious occasion. If you are lucky or if you bought it from the shop, it will be de-husked. If you are not, Congrats! you have earned the opportunity to do it yourself. Now the coconut has to be skilfully broken into two perfect hemispheres because that makes it easier to grate it perfectly. For accomplishing this feat, you must first take out the “Vakkathi”, the quintessential weapon in every Mallu home.

Now, seek the blessings of your Geometry teacher in your short silent prayer, hold the coconut and pay attention to your meek or not so meek hands so as not to hurt them. Strike hard in the centre of the sphere, I mean the coconut. If it did not break open, repeat the steps by laterally rotating the coconut with one hand. Relax, it comes with practice only.

                                                             

If you passed the test with two perfectly hemispherical coconut pieces with no injuries, well Congratulations again!! You have proved to be a true Mallu.

It’s not over, move to the coconut grater, it can be the one fixed to tabletop, it can also be the one kept on the floor which requires you to mount yourself on top of it first, find your balance and then begin grating.

                                                                                                             

Grate the coconut without injuring yourself. Partition the contents into two: One portion for the Chutney and the rest to be stored in the Fridge.

Clean the mess around the coconut grate Area. And yes, yet again, clean the cleaning cloth again to remove the coconut particles stuck to it and allow it to dry. Dispose the “Chirata” or the Shell along with all the broken pieces it would have generated during the great smash. Clean the floor/table once again, as the case maybe.

Now that the main ingredient for Chutney is ready, ascertain the availability of other raw materials/ingredients required.

The big question now is: Do you have Curry Leaves?

If not, run to your kitchen garden or give a shout out to your neighbour.

Is it in the fridge..? How long has it been there? You may be in trouble. Take it out, see what’s left of the stuff, clean the healthy leaves and keep it aside. Don’t forget to dispose the bad curry leaves and the plastic cover separately. Waste management is to be done right you see.

Clean the small onions (also known as Sambhar Onions but fear not, as mentioned earlier we are going nowhere near Sambhar right now). Wash and dice the cleaned onions and keep aside. Put aside the onion skin along with other organic stuff to be disposed.

Wash green chillies (as required) and ginger (one small piece) and prepare them also for the grind.

Do you have Dried Red Chilli? The fun is in the tadka dear. Run…run in search of the packet. Check if it is good for use or showing signs of fungus attack. In any case, you want to ensure its edible, clean it with a dry cloth and heat it slightly to take out the moisture and kill all the germs. Your Dry Red Chillies are ready! Once again, clean the damn cloth and allow it to dry.

Time for the mixer grinder once again. This time, it’s the smaller bowl. Transfer the grated coconut, the cleaned, diced small onions, the chopped ginger, green chillies (2-3). Add some salt and some hot water. You didn’t boil water? Ok…well that’s the first thing to do in kitchen. You should have done it without saying. Nevertheless, pour some normal water and give it a nice grind in the mixer grinder.

Take out your Pan, pour some oil, when it heats up, put the mustard. Stay safe from the boiling oil and popping mustard and skilfully add dry Red Chillies broken into half, along with the curry leaves into the pan without splashing oil drops onto your sweet face. Once it changes colour, add the contents in the mixer grinder, and give a nice stir. Add boiled water/normal water to adjust consistency.

Check salt. Once its finely cooked, switch off the gas and transfer the chutney neatly into a bowl.

Put the pan and the ladle in the sink. You can Clean the gas stove if you believe in the clean as you go principle or simple choose to clean it at the end of the day.

Time is not standing still; earth has rotated a little more. But what time is it by now, depends on your speed and skill at this craft called “Cooking”.

MAYBE 8.45 OR 9.00 AM: Make tea. Store neatly in a flask. Flask will be ready only if you washed it the previous day. Put the utensils in the sink. Shoo away ants approaching the sugar jar and tightly close the lid.

MAYBE 9.15 AM: Take out the Tava and start making Dosa, nice round and crisp. Add ghee for the Healthy folks separately and no ghee for the not so healthy folks. Store separately in Casseroles. If all of them like it the same way, you save the time washing an extra Casserole. Put the tava in the sink. Keep remaining batter in the refrigerator.

MAYBE 9.30 AM: Watch hungry people finish the breakfast in less than 10 minutes and get on with their life.



MAYBE 10.00 AM: Finish washing all the remaining plates, cups, Katoris, Pans, Tava, Spoons, the Mixer grinder bowl and clean the Dining Area and Sink. Once again, wash the cleaning cloth and put it to dry. Clean the Mixer Grinder and take off the plug from the socket and secure the cord neatly. Through away the organic waste in the backyard and keep all plastic waste ready for disposal.

Forgot to have breakfast? Oh! Please have it!

That’s the end of the show…Now you are free to cook Lunch! Smile!

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P.S: Although I have kept the narration gender neutral, it is to be noted that the dangerous feats involving use of weapons and sharp objects like Vakkathi and Coconut grater, are many a times taken up by menfolk, in a grand gesture to protect family members from any possible harm. And in such cases, it is possible that the grated coconut will be readily available in the fridge. However, special care to be taken to not allow children anywhere near such dangerous endeavours.

Also, cleaning the workspace can be undertaken together at the end of the activity instead of the intermittent spells.

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